by Damon Burton | Apr 7, 2025
I wash my car at the same touchless place, because it also has an air dryer hose so I can also dry it touchless. Every time I wash my car, someone from the quick emissions next door comes over. Every. Time. Tried to turn on my Meta glasses to record it, but they...
by Damon Burton | May 6, 2024
Think I keep this car to motivate others equally or more than any reason I keep it for myself. I’ve even considered selling it already. I window shopped super cars for years. I knew I didn’t “need” one. I knew owning one would likely stress me...
by Damon Burton | Nov 25, 2023
Got pulled over for exhibition of speed in the R8. Mandatory impound. By far, the most enjoyable (and unexpected part) since buying this car is how many people message asking if I can take their kid or grandkids for rides, because “it’s their dream...
by Damon Burton | Aug 1, 2025
Took my kid to grab a drink at the gas station after his soccer practice. Inside, opening the doors to the drinks we hear behind us, “Whose R8 is that?” Two or three cars of 18-20 year olds were outside when we pulled up. Must have been hang out night at...
by Damon Burton | Feb 10, 2025
My son just told me how parents of his new friend asked about his parents (me and Hottie). Usual new friend parent checking. They asked what my name is and what I do. They then googled me right in front of my son. Passed the parent check with full page of positive...
